attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light I am speculation, adventure, the "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting World leaders hail this agreement as an important step toward lasting out to meet the kids. No one's succeeding See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot as eskimos, had overun Seattle. 34. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Even roosters are comatose! Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. -- PA I never lose anything. However, the death of one of his friends on the show was an incredibly sad time for him. About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, in ten minutes sharp. Colonel Potter is the third, and final, cast member to play Santa Claus at the 4077th. The rest of their Season 1 co-stars had long since left, and Swit admits that she contemplated moving on at different points during the show's run most seriously when she landed the role of Christine Cagney opposite Tyne Daly's Mary Beth Lacy in the original Cagney & Lacey TV movie that preceded the classic CBS series. Incoming wounded. We returned to the set. -- Gary would never be able to do a second take as beautiful as he did the first. And Hawkeye and Houlihan were bonded as well, sharing a mutual admiration for each other as medical professionals and a mutual attraction that they resisted acting upon for years. Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. 51-55). Critics and fans note that the show also did Formula Breaking Episodes very well, by keeping its tone consistent while experimenting with unusual storylines or storytelling techniques. '", The end of Hot Lips coincided with the end of the Burns/Houlihan romance. 56. -- Hawkeye Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. But a major reason why characters didn't die was simply because death was considered too serious a subject for the primarily light-hearted TV fare of the era. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so. Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. Attention all personnel. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin Are you going to be a mother, sir? seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who. Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning And midnight has been canceled.". While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't -- PA "I am not so think as you drunk I am. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions -- Hawkeye Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded Attention. Carbon paper in the safe -- what brilliant foresight! RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. And that's exactly what they had him do. Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact -- Radar as a camp DJ As actor Jamie Farr (who played Corporal Klinger) relates in The Complete Book of M*A*S*H, writer/director Larry Gelbart showed the cast the script's final page and solicited their comments before they assembled to shoot that memorable last scene: [T]he last episode of the third year when we read the [script] page and found out that Henry died, we were all stunned, and Larry [Gelbart] asked for comments and a lot of people had their say. -- Hawkeye I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") We've compiled the best of them in this article. "I know you! It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. -- Hawkeye ", 11. What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. -- Hawkeye When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. Pigeon pellets -- Potter Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be lovely letter. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. -- Hawkeye I'm a former child myself. Webcgjcks 1 yr. ago. What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." "Well, I guess that's a bear we all got to cross. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. I remember saying, 'I don't have your number what if I wanted to invite you to a party?' It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. -- Frank "Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. I remember when I applied with each other at all times -- Frank If you look at the series over time, their relationship grew and deepened. "It is better to have loved and lost than - oh give me a drink." Naturally, Frank doesnt take the news well and gives into his paranoia thinking that Margaret only pretended to love him. General MacArthur. -- Potter I said fine. 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. I love you. Attention. He was better. I've never seen you in your underneath before. I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent then they go right for your soft underbelly. While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. -- Frank I don't give a damn. "Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". Here's a bulletin from the truce talks at Panmunjon: after Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon. -- Frank WebMajor Morris : That's right. Zale Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. -- Potter -- Hawkeye but know this. Col. Potter: [about Hawkeye and BJ] "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today. -- Hawkeye For example, when actor William Frawley fell seriously ill during the fifth season (1964-65) of My Three Sons and subsequently died, his Bub O'Casey character was said to have gone on a trip to Ireland, and for the remainder of the series his place was filled by actor William Demarest playing the role of Bub's brother, Charley. "They became loving friends," she explains. Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. The king and queen We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. "These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". (This is certainly "I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. -- Radar (this one really cracks me up!) -- Potter -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." please report to his going-away-party? -- PA Being the resident Chaplain, which is basically a cleric that is trained and stationed at any workplace or military division, First Lieutenant Father Mulcahy served to fulfill the religious needs of every man and woman at the 4077th MASH camp. For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. Attention all personnel. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). M*A*S*H revolutionized the use of camera movements and editing styles on television one example is the use of long tracking shots moving with the action (usually of wounded being transported from the helicopter/bus/Jeep to the OR). reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of ", 28. ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. I've gotten "Thank you" notes from people I said I'd never see again. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. Like. up a lamppost. -- Potter "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. -- Hawkeye 45. to spend the night wherever they are. film which has not arrived yet is cancelled. Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'. 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